1. You cannot talk about Rm 1307
2. You must love stuffed animals
3. Take off your shoes
4. No walking on the white tiles; dark grey squares preferred
5. You must like Christian Bale
6. Address the fridge as “Harold”
7. Turn on all lights if Salina is in the room
8. Do not question Suneeta’s sleeping habits
9. If Catherine is present, you can only drink from a champagne glass
10. No bankers shall darken our door, save for Sue
11. All bears must be protected
12. Beware of the cleverest’s son’s wife
13. All rules apply at all time*
14. There are alternative pronunciations to the following words: occur, infirmary, water, semi/anti, inventory, coffee, syrup, symmetry, almond, economist, adults, paprika
15. All trespassing cockroaches and likewise critters will be punished by death
16. Cursing will cost you a quarter (or more)
17. Holidays warrant appropriate attire
18. In case of emergencies, take the zip line from our window to the Radian
19. Cereal must be eaten with chopsticks
20. Tolerance of other languages is necessary
21. What happens in 1307, stays in 1307
22. When the going gets tough, QUIT
23. Do NOT die
24. You must be capable of crying. A Lot.
25. Stay away from drugs
26. Life Goes On
27. While cannibalism is legal, it is not condoned by Room 1307
28. In the event of a hurricane, don’t do your homework, bake, and store large tubs of water
29. You must name your children: Yolanda, Elizabeth, $arah, Lauren
30. Remember, Edith and Barney made it
31. Your deepest emotions can only be expressed at 3am
32. Clothing — Optional
33. God is great, beer is good, and people are crazy
34. Do not fall in love with your TA
35. Candy is an acceptable breakfast
36. Do not answer burning questions
37. Texas is the capital of A-mur-ica
38. Old Aussie men are mean and think your are stupid
39. Franklin is ridiculously attractive (in honor of our founder)
40. All mojitos must come with hats
41. The dining table must be crooked
42. Paper-racing is the hunger Games
43. Procrastibaking makes us fat
44. Affairs are not condoned; if you must have one, choose Procrastination or Productivity
45. Pay attention
47. You missed it
48. Beware of roofies in our baked goods
49. Friendcest is inevitable
50. Do not lie, cheat or steal. If you must lie, lie with the one you love; if you must cheat, cheat death; if you must steal, steal time
Fortune Cookie: A friend is a present you give yourself :)
From the DP: To my roommate: He’s over you. You are never, ever, ever getting back together.
From the DP: To our friend who broke up with her boyfriend months ago: YOU BROKE UP WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND MONTHS AGO
Suneeta > Sue: Hi :)
Sue > Salina: The fire alarm is going off
Salina > Cath: OH sh —
Suneeta > Cath: Burning questions…
Cath: Oh come on!
Hindsight: This was a great year.
+++ not sure why we never thought to digitize this until 11 years later +++
